Santa: Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to.. engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jayegi Banta: Pir hath chod dena, to medical college ki bhi dikh jayegi.
Santa Car ki Battery change karwane gaya. Mechanic: Sahab, Exide ki Daal doon? Santa: Nahin yaar, Dono side ki daal de warna phir Problem hogi.
Wife: Ager main kho gayi to tum kya kroge? Santa: Nirmal Baba ke pas jaunga Wife: kitne achche ho, kya kahoge? Santa: Kahunga, baba aap ki kripa aana shuru ho gayi
Santa: Yaar ab tu mujhe SMS kyu nahi karta? Banta: Petrol mehnga ho gaya hai. Santa: Petrol & SMS? Banta: Easy load karvane ke liye ghar se 10km Dur bike par jana padhta hai.
Daku bank lutne gaye.. gun ghar me inbhul gaye fir bhi bank lut lia kaise? bank manager santa tha, bola: koi baat nai i trust u, gun muje kal dikha dena.
One day, A Chini was in hospital. Santa went to meet him… Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died. SANTA went china to know the meaning, that was: KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha. Pipe se saans nahi le paya..